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Joke of the Day
"Just pushed my cat's paperwork off his desk."
Next Joke
"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."
"A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused."
"A Native American walks into a busy restaurant. The hostess asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
"I get this girl to come home with me. I'm in bed with her and then she tells me ""Just the tip."" Jokes on her, that's all I got."
"Why do teenage girls not like filing papers? They just don't believe in labels."
"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"
"DID YOU KNOW: The average Apple worker works 16 hours longer than the average Apple battery."
"What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided"