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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s? Under his buccan-hat."

"I think memes would be the hardest thing to explain to a time traveler from the past."

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"I'd be the worst 911 Operator. ""Uh ma'am I think you mean he was lying in a puddle of his own blood, not laying."""

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"

"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."

"Hey guys! I reversed entropy! yportne"

"A dad asks 4-year-old son: ""How'd you sleep last night?"" Son says: ""umm... With my eyes closed?"" Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl."