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Joke of the Day

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."

"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."

"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""

"What do you do when your washing machine breaks down? Give her a slap"

"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."

"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."

"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("

"What does George RR Martin call his erectile dysfunction? Writer's cock"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !"

"What's Keemstar's pornstar name? Creamstar."