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Joke of the Day
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
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"Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher. One guy accidentally fires at his friend's crotch. His friend falls to the ground and screams, ""MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"""
"An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."
"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."
"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."
"Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend."
"[Hospital front desk] ""Yeah my wife is here for weight loss surg-"" *wife hits me* ""Baby delivery, I mean she's here to deliver a baby"""
"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."