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Joke of the Day
"All my passwords are protected by amnesia."
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"My 9 day old baby keeps chanting ""put the means of production in the hands of the workers"""
"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"
"My boss wants to take me to lunch... I ask him, ""Where do you want to go? Are burgers cool?"" He said, ""I'll eat pretty much anything, except for fish."" I reply, ""Your poor wife"""
"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
"What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus? The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans."
"I'm such a hipster... I'm such a hipster that I won't listen to the Beatles until they're all dead. That way I can say I was a fan when they were underground."
"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."
"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"