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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."

"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all."

"A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience"

"What happened when the car took LSD? It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!"

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions."