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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"I posted ten puns hoping one of them would make it to the front page No pun in ten did"

"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."

"How do you piss off horny redditors in nsfw? [deleted]"

"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."

"my life is a joke with no punchline"

"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"

"When I was 9, I was touched by an Angel. Angel Martinez, currently serving 16 years."

"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""

"""How's the wine?"" ""House red?"" ""Yes."" *sips, swills, spits* ""Wow it's got too much body."" ""Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."""