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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Mr. Fanatic started delivering gifts to children? They call him the elastic clause."

"Who decided to call them ""children"", and not 'snot machines'."

"If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too."

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."

"Morning jog Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick up the block and put it back in my toy chest."

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"My parents are super religious.... At night all I can hear is ""Oh god! Oh god! Jesus!"""

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."

"What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor"

"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."