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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."
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"One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone"
"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."
"Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted..."
"Foreigner? Why not fist her? Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)"
"What's a pornstars favorite drink? 7 up in cider"
"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"
"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."
"Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we'd still be friends."