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Joke of the Day
"I met the inventor of the crossword last week. Can't remember his name. P something T something R."
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"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"
"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"
"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"
"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"
"Did you hear about the time that shallots, scallions, ramps, and leeks all got together? They tried to onionize."
"Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong."
"How can you tell when a mechanic has had sex? When one of his fingers is clean."
"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."
"My friend hates carnival, but his new girl friend makes him go anyway He's so whipped, he might as well dress up as a Saudi Arabian blogger."