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"Herpes is such a strong word, I prefer penis sprinkles."
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"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."
"David had his ID stolen yesterday... So we call him Dav now."
"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."
"Polish guy turns down A blow job He had three weeks left on his unemployment"
"My brother's pretty good at Russian Roulette... He's only lost once."
"How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts? ""LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"""
"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"