85568

Joke of the Day

"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."

"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Has anybody seen my keys? theyre awesome."

"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."

"I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending."

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"

"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"

"Why don't you make jokes about muslims? Because they will fucking kill you."