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Joke of the Day

"(Dark humor) what's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe?"

"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."

"Blackjack is just like my love life I always hit on 15"

"You know what always brings me down? Gravity."

"A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her."

"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."

"If you see me tied to a horse please know I don't own one so whoever robbed me has gone out of their way to make me look like a fool."

"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""

"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""