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Joke of the Day

"A few weeks ago my barber cut my hair too short. I didn't like how it looked at all, but now it's growing on me."

"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."

"Does the carpet match the drapes? Nope, I've got hardwood."

"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"

"Toasts are like parents... If they are black, you have nothing to eat"

"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"

"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."

"Would you rather have parkinsons or alzheimers? Personally I'd rather have parkinsons, cos I'd rather have half a pint than forget where I've put it!"