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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
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"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."
"A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's."
"Made a pizza today with Indian bread It was like Naan other"
"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"
"If I worked at Starbucks I'd pull a Napoleon Dynamite every time. ""I see you're drinking 2%, is that because you think you're fat?"""
"""When it rains, it pours."" -Shitty weatherman"
"My wife ran off with my next door neighbour.. I sure do miss him."