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Joke of the Day
"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."
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"I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids"
"""Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?"" - my mother"
"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."
"My wife likes to talk after sex.. So she called me from a hotel room. No Respect! RIP Rodney Dangerfield"
"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""
"Where do dogs shop for groceries? Wagmans."