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Joke of the Day

"[Divorce court] Her: I found his Twitter account. I want a divorce. Judge: He was cheating? Her: No, he was doing inspirational tweets."

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"

"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"

"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"

"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."

"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"

"Michael Jackson's last words ""Take me to the children's hospital."""