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Joke of the Day

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Do you know what evil kisses sound like? Muah hahaha"

"Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices."

"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."

"What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"First post This is not my first post"

"while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone . ask your doctor if memes are right for you"

"I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler... But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact."

"Why are women like condoms? Because they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."