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Joke of the Day
"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."
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"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."
"fat people https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2uje2o/how_to_lose_weight_fast/?submit_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzfOy5Ghv9rM&already_submitted=true"
"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."
"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"
"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."
"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."
"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"