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Joke of the Day
"Michael Jackson's last words ""Take me to the children's hospital."""
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"Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!"
"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"
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