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Joke of the Day

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to keep browsing Reddit and another to get someone else to do it."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"What is the only type of folder that can make you sick? Salmon Manilla"

"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"

"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"

"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"

"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"