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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"

"Blonde joke Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked."

"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."

"Doctor: How long have you been in pain? Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997"

"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!"

"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"

"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."

"What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !"

"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."