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Joke of the Day

"I have the best joke ever My life"

"It's important for me to teach my kids to be independent & self-reliant, cause I won't be around forever, especially if I win the lottery."

"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"

"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"

"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."

"Why can't Asian parents make a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"How to be a white girl: 1.) Get a frappuccino from Starbucks 2.) take a picture drinking it 3.) Instagram it 4.) hash tag 'summerrrrrrrrr'"

"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"

"How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show."

"I have an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex"