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Joke of the Day
"Blonde joke Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked."
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"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."
"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."
"Q: What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? A: Spag-yeti."
"My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation... The story is a real tearjerker."
"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"
"It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless."
"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."
"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"
"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."