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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"

"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."

"What's all brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off."

"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."

"""Good morning, Urology Department... Can you hold?"""

"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong"

"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."