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Joke of the Day

"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"

"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"

"Never trust an atom they make up everything"

"Use conditioner... Shampoo burns (;"

"joke is on you What's the opposite of funny? answer: Jay Leno"

"[Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting."

"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""