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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."

"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"

"One minute, you're getting drunk as a skunk, then the next minute, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be working for the NHS."

"The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!"

"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."

"I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself."

"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."

"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""

"Why do Native Americans make good strippers? No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today"