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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong"
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"If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions."
"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""
"What do you call an artist who has no money baroque..... (I'll just see myself out)"
"What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !"
"A doctor, an Englishman, a lawyer, an Irishman, a priest, a Scotsman, a cop, a midget, a fireman and a blonde walk into a bar.... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One + all... One to screw in the lightbulb, the rest just bitch that it is a repost."
"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"
"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."