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Joke of the Day

"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"

"What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like? Bacon."

"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."

"I'am drinking with my new GF and her gay friend from work. So there's 100% chance I'am getting laid and a 50% chance I'll like it."

"Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes"

"What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team? One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C^#@$"

"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"