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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the recent discovery about that moon of Jupiter? Although it is very exciting, astronomers maintain that its Loki."

"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."

"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"

"Drunk Welsh man walks into a bar A drunk welsh man walks into a bar. How many women are pregnant at the end of the night? None, but I wouldn't eat the lamb!"

"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"

"Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh"

"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"

"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine."

"- The DC Cinematic Universe"

"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"