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Joke of the Day

"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"

"Curious about sex"

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was."

"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."

"She's so dumb, She thinks a double helix is two gay guys doing 69."

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"

"Thanks for warning me to be careful after I slipped & fell. I'll be sure to wish you luck on your lab test results at your funeral."

"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."

"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""

"Top ten snappy comebacks for nosy people This is great!"