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Joke of the Day
"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."
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"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."
"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."
"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."
"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"
"Haikus have three lines Sometimes they don't make much sense Refrigerator."
"Someone called me lazy today... I almost responded."
"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."