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Joke of the Day
"Haikus have three lines Sometimes they don't make much sense Refrigerator."
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"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""
"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"
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