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Joke of the Day
"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
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"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."
"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."
"New Subway slogan idea from Jared 12 is the new 18"
"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""
"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."
"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."
"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."
"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."
"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."