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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys, I just saved a bunch of money on my flood insurance by not having any."
Next Joke
"11yo: Daddy, why can't we get a dog? Me: I like our house the way it is. 11: What, small? Me: Go to your drawer."
"What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time? Buttholeissaurus-wreckt"
"Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant."
"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?"
"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."
"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."
"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."
"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."
"How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!"