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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time? Buttholeissaurus-wreckt"

"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"

"How many ""friend zone"" guys does it take to put in a light bulb? It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better."

"[first day as tour guide on the moon] Me: keep your hats on Guy at the back: um they're called helmets Me: yeah you can take your hat off."

"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"

"The first movable printing press was made In the renaissance. .. This gave more people to jack off to the first porn ever."

"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"

"What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop? Feces-tious"