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Joke of the Day
"They say a woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less."
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"I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you."
"What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table."
"Yesterday I took LSD and I wrestled with a grass snake for three hours. On a side note, our garden hose is completely wrecked."
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."
"When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women."
"What's the difference between Broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli."
"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."
"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."