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Joke of the Day
"Since only the good die young, I must have the shelf-life of a Twinkie."
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"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"
"The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, ""You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs."" The man chose the latter. He died."
"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"
"What does my penis have in common with JP Morgan Chase and Bank of America? They are all too Big To Fail."
"What is long, hard and has cum in it.....? A cucumber"
"Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick."
"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"
"I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl."
"Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :("