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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"
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"Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long."
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store. Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy."
"How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground? The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)"
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"
"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, 1 beaver, a shit load of hares, a camel toe, and a fish nobody can find."