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Joke of the Day

"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"

"Justin Bieber said to be just devastated to hear the news on the Boston marathon . . . . . .but hopes that everyone involved are fans."

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."

"Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"Why dont you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyre really good at it!"

"Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car."

"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."