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Joke of the Day

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, 1 beaver, a shit load of hares, a camel toe, and a fish nobody can find."

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"Before you take advice from me... you should know I walk around my house in my underwear while complaining about being cold."

"Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? because i'm not going to pay you"

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"What do you say to a urinating Italian? You're-a-pee'n"

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers."

"What is Al Qaeda's Favorite Football Team? The New York Jets."

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"