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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long."
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"I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life."
"You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video? How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?"
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