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Joke of the Day
"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"
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"#I #love #how #you #hashtag #a #million #words #on #all #your #instagram #pics. #i #hope #you #get #your #period #in #a #sharktank."
"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"
"""Oh my god, it's a genie!"" GENIE: Please, we prefer magic-american"
"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"
"Hey, how many people do you think are dead in that cemetary Dad: ""Hey, how many people do you think are dead in that cemetary Me: ""It's gotta be a couple thousand, pop."" Dad: ""All of them."""
"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"
"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso"
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"
"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."