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Joke of the Day

"Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me."

"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."

"So a woman was facing a judge in court... She was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge then says ""First offender?"" She says ""No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"""

"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."

"Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did"

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."

"I support international women day! Because American women are so much less fun."

"Wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls."

"How to trigger a liberal... Mention ""Indians"" around Thanksgiving time."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus You only need one nail for the picture"