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Joke of the Day
"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar (and thirty five cents sales tax) footlong."
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"What do the Welsh like to do in their private time? Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke."
"True irony Ay im Rony!"
"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"
"Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails."
"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."
"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."
"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."
"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"
"Ever hear about the baby born with no eye lids? they used the skin from his circumcision to make some so now he is cock eyed"