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Joke of the Day

"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"

"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."

"Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk..."

"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."

"This barbecue must be amazing. Everything is at steak."

"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."

"Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick"

"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."