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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails."
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"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."
"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a slide rule."
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"
"Today a man knocked on my door ...and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said,"" I like my logarithms like my women, all natural""."
"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."
"[dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."""