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Joke of the Day

"What do the Welsh like to do in their private time? Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke."

"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"

"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."

"""Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign."

"A bad Workman blames his fools *tools Fucking autocorrect"

"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"

"Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted. Complements of my 6th grader."

"If I had a coin for every gender there is.. I'd have two coins."

"Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)"