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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."

"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."

"Do you remember the ""Hold a coke with your boobs"" challenge ? It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."

"One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do."

"Schrodinger's Hater gonna both hate and not hate."

"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"

"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."

"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"

"Finished my first short film. It's a horror/drama that will scare and make you weep. It's basically just footage of me naked."

"I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. It got awkward when she started giggling"