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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars? Are you sure? It contains spoilers!"

"I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient"

"Those Valentine's Day displays at the entrance of every store are like surprise parties for your loneliness."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."

"[AMA Request] Floyd Mayweather Oh wait never mind he can't read."