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Joke of the Day

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."

"What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'"

"An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar"

"GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards"

"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"

"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."

"The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do..."

"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."